According to some of the books I've been reading, I will definitely be showing by now (or at least gained about 5 lbs), probably needing maternity clothes, and probably would have felt the baby move by now. So that's a negative for all three. Not showing, have not gained 5 lbs (but I did gain one!), and haven't felt any sort of fluttering-like movements as of yet. I have definitely learned not to believe everything I read, or listen to the advice of every well meaning person who wants to offer it to me.
On a more exciting note, only 2 weeks until we find out if we're having a boy or a girl!! I can't wait! And then the next day we leave for our wonderful vacation. :)