- spit up all over the brand new outfit I just put on you (the fifth one of the day, no less)
- poop through your diaper, your onesie, your sleeper, AND the blanket you're wrapped in, right through to MY clothes.
- pee on me while I'm changing your diaper
- are WIDE awake at 3am
- are WIDE awake again at 5am, and I'm so tired I can't even remember if I fed you already or not...
- decide that you'd rather stare off into space than eat in the middle of the night, yet you SCREAM if I try and take you off the boob
- wait until AFTER I feed you, change you , swaddle you, get you 99% asleep in your bed, get myself back into bed to do a HUGE poop that requires me to undo and re-do all the before-mentioned things (aside from feed you, thank goodness)
- poop multiple times when we are away from home, making me not only have to scramble to change you on the go, but also run out of new clothes for you to wear.
- wait to fling your pacifier out of your mouth until we are somewhere with a really dirty floor
- get hungry RIGHT when I'm about to eat dinner. Or lunch. Or breakfast.
- poop right AFTER I got you all strapped in to your car seat
- scratch me with your daggers also known as fingernails because it's so impossible to cut them
- sneeze in my face.
- spit up down my shirt. yuck.
- poop when daddy is holding you (especially if it's an explosive poop... hehehe)
- fall asleep on your own, in just a few minutes time
- smile!
- fall asleep in my arms and make that little snoring sound
- are so content (or sleepy) that I can shower, brush my teeth, eat breakfast, AND do laundry before you cry to be picked up
- sleep longer than 3 hours in a row
- sleep peacefully while we are out and about
- snuggle your little face into my chest when we sleep at night
- and lots lots more!!!