- Bonk her head on the side of the crib... oops
- Open up a brand new 2 liter bottle of diet coke.
- Sneeze. Gets her every time.
- Let her see/hear you brushing your teeth.
- Try and clean the gross gunk out of her eye.
- Drop the pacifier on her head.
- Be in the garage when the garage door opens when daddy gets home from work.
- Take her for a walk in the stroller.
- Open a package of chips close to her head.
- The BEEP BEEP BEEP of the dryer.
- Try and burp her mid-feed. Yikes.
- Hand her to someone other than mommy or daddy.
- Let someone other than mommy or daddy look at her or talk to her or get too close...
- Keep her awake for more than an hour and a half.
- Take her outside if it's slightly windy.
- Turn the lights off during the day to try and get her ready to sleep.
- Two words. Tummy. Time.
- Forget to have her bottle ready for her AS SOON AS she gets out of the bath, not a moment later (this of course is only on the nights that we decide to have Mark give her a bottle).
- Lay her down flat when she's in the mood to be sitting up, which is 90% of the time.
- Rub the little cradle cap scales off her head after bath time.
I'm sure there are more, but you get the idea. :) My little high maintenance baby. I didn't take a single picture today (gasp! I know) because I was just too darn tired to function. Didn't help that Riley's longest nap was 30 minutes, shortest nap was 15!!!!!!!!! This mama needs some sleep!!