Surefire ways to make Riley cry

Tried and true...

1. Bonk her head on the side of the crib... oops
2. Open up a brand new 2 liter bottle of diet coke.
3. Sneeze.  Gets her every time.
   
4. Let her see/hear you brushing your teeth.
   
5. Try and clean the gross gunk out of her eye.
   
6. Drop the pacifier on her head.
7. Be in the garage when the garage door opens when daddy gets home from work.
8. Take her for a walk in the stroller.
9. Open a package of chips close to her head.
10. The BEEP BEEP BEEP of the dryer.
11. Try and burp her mid-feed.  Yikes.
12. Hand her to someone other than mommy or daddy.
13. Let someone other than mommy or daddy look at her or talk to her or get too close...
14. Keep her awake for more than an hour and a half.
15. Take her outside if it's slightly windy.
16. Turn the lights off during the day to try and get her ready to sleep.
17. Two words.  Tummy. Time.
18. Forget to have her bottle ready for her AS SOON AS she gets out of the bath, not a moment later (this of course is only on the nights that we decide to have Mark give her a bottle).
19. Lay her down flat when she's in the mood to be sitting up, which is 90% of the time.
20. Rub the little cradle cap scales off her head after bath time.

I'm sure there are more, but you get the idea. :)  My little high maintenance baby.  I didn't take a single picture today (gasp! I know) because I was just too darn tired to function.  Didn't help that Riley's longest nap was 30 minutes, shortest nap was 15!!!!!!!!!  This mama needs some sleep!!